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« Result #1 on Mar 14, 2009, 2:21am »		[Quote]

Three young women are at a thingytail party. The conversation turns to their position in life and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each other.

The first one says, "My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks on vacation," and then looks at the others with a superior demeanor.

The second one says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride.

Number three says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't have much money and we don't have any material possessions. However, one thing I can tell you about my husband is that thirteen canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on his erect thingy."

After this, the first one looks shamefaced and says, "Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was just trying to impress you. You know that vacation I was telling you about? Well, it's not to the French Riviera, it's to my parents house for two weeks."

The second one says, "Your honesty has shamed me. It's not a Mercedes, he bought me a Plymouth."

"Well," the third one says, "I also have a confession to make, canary number thirteen has to stand on one leg!"

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« Result #2 on Mar 14, 2009, 2:21am »		[Quote]

A friend of mine noticed a man staggering about in the Times Square subway station. A well-dressed Wall Street type, his coat was unbuttoned, a briefcase dangled from his hand and he'd obviously had one too many.


ĦĦĦĦAsked if he was all right, the man gave a slurred but affirmative response. However, my friend simply could not see someone brave the rough maw of a New York subway without trying to help. He followed the chap, and again asked, "Are you sure you're all right? What subway are you looking for? Do you need help getting home?"


ĦĦĦĦAt last, the object of his attentions snarled, in a low voice, "Leave me alone! I'm an undercover cop!"

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« Result #3 on Nov 1, 2008, 9:01am »		[Quote]
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« Result #4 on Nov 1, 2008, 9:01am »		[Quote]
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« Result #5 on Nov 1, 2008, 9:00am »		[Quote]
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« Result #6 on Nov 1, 2008, 8:59am »		[Quote]
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« Result #7 on Nov 1, 2008, 8:57am »		[Quote]
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« Result #8 on Nov 1, 2008, 8:57am »		[Quote]
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« Result #9 on Nov 1, 2008, 8:56am »		[Quote]
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« Result #10 on Nov 1, 2008, 8:56am »		[Quote]
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